| Still in the midwest – which is the reason for the non-existent posts. Out of the the 3 gay bars (and I mean bars – not clubs), 2 are dominated by big, butch, scary Lesbians and the other is more of a leather bar – lots of daddies – lots of hairy backs. I did, however, get the chance to see a naked guy on the bar getting body shots poured on him – unfortunately, it was not as exciting as you would think. I am not quite sure where all of the gay people went – the bars use to be really good (comparative to their location) but now they are almost dead with less that 20 people on a Saturday night. Even scarier – no Madonna, no Beyonce – and the most requested song of the night –the Humpty Dance. And the absolute worse news of all – absolutely no strippers! – i really, really miss my strippers! The lack of gayness in this small ass town makes me uninspired, but does make me focus on friends and family – for this reason, I am not sure if I will make any post the rest of the week, but we will see what happens.
I return to L.A. next Monday – I am sure I will be plenty horny and plenty ready to post more and more fabulous penises on my blog. |